annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

(Source: sopiasexual)



ratchetmess:

when awkward reaches a new level

ratchetmess:

when awkward reaches a new level




(Source: tete-pownshend)



  • person 1: i can draw really well
  • person 2: i'm really athletic
  • person 3: i write really well
  • person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
  • person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
  • person 6: i can dance really well
  • me: i can breathe really well
  • me: chokes


ba1anced:

shaniquadontplay:

spring-e:

wisdo-m:

dont-carebear:

melon-vibes:

there is only 7 people in the world that are like this

only seven? i know atleast 3 black people and im only fourteen!

lol she means dark skinned with blue eyes

HAHAAHAHAHAH

omg

For the dumb bitch’s comment

ba1anced:

shaniquadontplay:

spring-e:

wisdo-m:

dont-carebear:

melon-vibes:

there is only 7 people in the world that are like this

only seven? i know atleast 3 black people and im only fourteen!

lol she means dark skinned with blue eyes

HAHAAHAHAHAH

omg

For the dumb bitch’s comment



AHAAHAHA. I’m in tears. 

AHAAHAHA. I’m in tears. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)




rabbitheart-raiseitup:

i will never get over the fact that peter and wendy got married in real life.





muahahaha.

muahahaha.



  • me: haha ok
  • autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB