Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
when awkward reaches a new level
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe really well
- me: chokes
there is only 7 people in the world that are like this
only seven? i know atleast 3 black people and im only fourteen!
lol she means dark skinned with blue eyes
For the dumb bitch’s comment
AHAAHAHA. I’m in tears.
i will never get over the fact that peter and wendy got married in real life.
- me: haha ok
- autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB